Dress N Boots Is Sick Presents: Mololopooloser @ The Nash

*DRESS N BOOTS*

*DRESS N BOOTS*

"25 years ago a young sperm cell made an epic journey along with roughly 200000 brothers and sisters along some tubes and walls to enter a competition based in a womb, after overcoming birth control, these young men and women where forced to DJ for their position in the womb and ultimately DJ for their life, this competition was quickly won by a young man we all now know as: MOLUCK. 

This competition was no laughing matter for the young mans mother, I mean you try having someone like Mololuck try to spin and fade your uterus, after nine months of womb party 86 and various compilation tapes the young mans mother begged to get this kid out of her, and quickly after Mololuck was born he turned the maternity ward into the biggest party Geelong had ever seen and he had finger banged every midwife in the place.

Moving forward a young Mololuck aged 6 and a half gave DJ lessons to a lesser known Stuart Harrison (aka Disco Stu) who went on to become Geelong's highest selling DJ in 93 and create quite possibly the biggest DJ hub (Geelong) in the southern hemisphere.

Mololuck then dominated the entire surf coast with his abilty to bang beats and chicks in one fell swoop making him the only DJ in the world who can multi task, this was helped with his double jointed fingers and ability to breathe through his ears.

Now at 25, young Mololuck has conquered the world, he has banged more chicks than Gene Simmons and has brought metal heads and porn stars to their knees."

- Tromboner

The xx- Infinity (1 Fish, Two Fish Remix) by 1 Fish, Two Fish

Ok Sure - Stay Away by Kaysh // Ok Sure

Hybu - New Bump (Mat Cant Remix) (snippet) by Mat Cant

Missy's Antidote (Trampoline. Boot-ay) - Style of Eye & Pleasurekraft by Trampoline.


*Warning ladies; Harley Waddell is DTF & a gentle giving lover

SNEAKING OFF TO HOME HOUSE. SCHMIKEY BOOTLEG by SCHMIKEY

Moron Soda (Original Mix) by Galtier